similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it was like eating out sand paper
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Randomize
