i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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