Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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