That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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