No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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