i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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