So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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