That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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