Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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