I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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