he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just had sex bonerless
honey bunches of taint.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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