i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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