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  Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?

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• U swing it around dumbasses

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:31am

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• Me? I'm blindfolded and bent over the edge of my bed trying to guess what my friends are shoving in my vag/anus. They won't let me up until I get 3 right.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:50am

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• Every one of those thumbs down are from girls that are jealous that they can't do this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:43pm

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• My boyfriend sent me the same text. I'm not even joking. FML?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:38pm

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• masturbaiting to the sight of u

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:43pm

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• I do not know this "helicopter" phrase.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:25am

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• What a badass high school kid!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:04am

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• Helicoptor Helicoptor Helicoptor

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:32pm

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• Oh, yeah. I do that with my boobs too.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:32am

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• This has GOT to be my ex. No lie. Reppin the 512 well hah.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:09am

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• I wish I hadn't read this

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 8:03am

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• So, you're explaining your attempt at masturbation... Wow?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:04am

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• Man this is fuckig brilliant are you kidding me

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 10 at 1:33am

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• Been there done that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:25pm

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• Garret?

  Submitted by CrawfordS on Feb 10, 11 at 11:45pm

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• Massive LOL

  Submitted by indycindi on Mar 14, 12 at 3:25pm

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• God damn you 11:18 u stole my microsoft Sam reference lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:01am

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• Sick sick sick fuck. Helicopter is when you swing your dick around like the blades of a helicopter. Male strippers do it. I'm a girl and I find it seriously disturbing. Shouldn't be physically possible.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:31am

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• What's so wrong with this? I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:59pm

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• JASON NORMAN!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:57am

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• That's just omg WTF!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:39pm

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• Lmao that's my area code, I probably know him. Fml.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:04pm

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• BRUNO!

  Submitted by alyssa_w on May 31, 10 at 11:20pm

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• If you had a mullet I would say that's a fuckin kiss ass party! The only thing better then that is Chuck Norris ha ha

  Submitted by usmc15 on Mar 24, 10 at 4:59pm

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• The fucks wrong with you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:58pm

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• but can you make it talk?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:00am

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