I heard we made out
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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