dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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