Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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