There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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