Those balls look pretty dangerous.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
They took my balls.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
FUCK WHALES
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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