He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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