Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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