Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Do vagina's smell?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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