Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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