He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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