Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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