Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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