Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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