I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
smell my finger.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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