...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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