I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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