google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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