...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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