You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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