I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize