Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
A+ Viking dick
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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