around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize