where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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