I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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