i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
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