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  You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.

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• Translation: You're a decent enough guy, but you couldn't fuck your way out of a wet Kleenex.

  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 31, 11 at 5:44pm

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  • Are you single?

    Submitted by suckme on Jan 1, 12 at 4:09am

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• Shouldn't have been taking steroids

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:23pm

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• Omg fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by suzzieqq on Dec 31, 11 at 10:07pm

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• Translation: "You are a great friend that I love but I'm fucking others since I'm a slut."

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 31, 11 at 3:51pm

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• You are like Zimbabwe of the real Olympics. You have to qualify to be disqualified

  Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 31, 11 at 6:00pm

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• Says a woman who will die alone.

  Submitted by CaptSquirrelnuts on Dec 31, 11 at 6:18pm

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• Like Iraq in the winter Olympics.

  Submitted by squibkick on Jan 2, 12 at 8:50pm

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• Classic

  Submitted by chloehoran on Dec 31, 11 at 9:25pm

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• Happens too often

  Submitted by unabashed_jakoff on Jan 5, 12 at 12:38am

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• Translation: "I love you with all my heart and I'd do anything for you; but yo penis gots-tah-go!"

  Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 1, 12 at 3:20am

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• I don't care what anyone says..size matters

  Submitted by novaleigh89 on Nov 10, 12 at 8:02pm

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