does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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