Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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