Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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