Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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