Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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