I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
im holly from the hills drunk
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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