when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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