The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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