I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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