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  I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night

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• Hey Alen. Eat a dick

  Submitted by mquinny8 on May 11, 10 at 3:41pm

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• Fake, Jesus would never do coke. He would smoke weed, or do shrooms, or any other drug that make you wanna spread the looove and have fucked up ideas, like walking on water or putting mud on the face of a blind person. But coke? Impossible.

  Submitted by gutsout on May 10, 10 at 8:19pm

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  • i respectfully disagree you need to get the stamina to spread the word of god across the middle east from something

    Submitted by sequioa on May 11, 10 at 1:06am

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• I did meth with Mohammed. Gotta great connect

  Submitted by SourFart on May 10, 10 at 5:57pm

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• naw homie u did acid

  Submitted by laidback45 on May 10, 10 at 8:58pm

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• Jesus loves sum good blow

  Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 14, 10 at 7:55pm

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• amen

  Submitted by canonymous on May 10, 10 at 4:22pm

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• Every time you do coke you do it with jesus. Fact.

  Submitted by Gordex on May 11, 10 at 4:38pm

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• Just one if those nights. I can respect that. Amen.

  Submitted by sweetpea24 on May 10, 10 at 9:38pm

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• I must know this person

  Submitted by Dolce on May 13, 10 at 4:20am

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• I love your user name dontsayNOTHIGH. It's perfectly sums up my feeling about most of the texts on tfln.

  Submitted by purpleispretty on May 10, 10 at 4:25pm

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• WWJD?

  Submitted by carleton1984 on May 10, 10 at 10:04pm

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• Haha hallayluyah!! (sorry can't spell for shit!)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 10 at 7:23pm

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• Purple=tard

  Submitted by michaelbolton on May 10, 10 at 5:28pm

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  • Agreed.

    Submitted by vhole on May 10, 10 at 6:08pm

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• fucking delaware man...

  Submitted by amd4911 on May 10, 10 at 6:57pm

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• nah its buddha that does coke, just ask south park

  Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 10, 10 at 9:59pm

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• Sorry I meant dontsayTHATHIGH

  Submitted by purpleispretty on May 10, 10 at 4:27pm

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• I smoked pot with Satan which was waaaaay fucking better so suck my nuts

  Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:52am

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• Win.

  Submitted by kkarebearr on May 10, 10 at 4:19pm

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• It's pronounced "Hay-sus".

  Submitted by Moline85 on Jan 31, 17 at 12:53am

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