Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Randomize
