omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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