One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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