In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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