As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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