i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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