if i can run in heels then i can drive
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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