No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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