I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
my sisters under your porch take her home
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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