Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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