Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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